For the peasant!
The Scrape-a-round is a brilliant feat of ice scraping engineering. Yet, for the layman, the science behind this ice scraping wonder can be summed up in a few very non technical words – “Scrapes ice from windshields fast”
For the skeptic!
We recognize there are some windshield scraping experts that want an in-depth scientific review of this type of frozen H2O removing implement. For you – we present “the science of scraping”
For the romantic!
For the non-laymen and the non-skeptic, here is a more passionate, even romantic review of this most elegant of frost removal devices – in fact, it is best to read this review while leaning back in a warm hot bathtub, romantic music playing in the background and your eyes gently closed to take in the mood.
It all takes place on a wintry dawn
Just fallen snow across your dormant lawn
Your cocoa now drankin, your kids dressed for school
You step out to your car where your neighbors will drool
They’ve been out there a while
Long gone is their smile
Scraping ice from the windshields is anything but cool.
You slip open the door and reach quickly inside
And you comfortably pull out your joy and your pride
Your neighbor still scraping that ear piercing scratch
The speed of your scraper they’ve nothing to match
Your front windshield now clear
You clear off the rear
You take ice and snow well in stride
While neighbors keep scraping ice from their car
In your rear view mirror now you smirk from afar
They stand there and scrape still making that sound
Their scraper is nothing like the one that you found
You plowed through the Ice
With speed oh so nice
And you lovingly wink at your loved Scrape-A-Round.